Waimia.
§ The Agency

A boutique AI agency. Bilingual, by choice.

No offshore chain. No PowerPoint model. A lean team that ships code on Tuesdays and reads the pipeline on Fridays.

§ 01 · Origin

An agency born from a construction site frustration.

Waimia was born in 2024 from a repeated observation: most AI projects deliver demos, not products. A POC passes through committee. An agent shines in the showroom then stalls in June. A consultant leaves with their SharePoint and leaves the internal team to fend for themselves.

Our angle is the opposite. We deliver. We sign. We remain reachable at 3 a.m. if the agent goes down. We learn by doing — not by gathering committees to talk about AI.

§ 02 · Stance

What we refuse.

  • AI theater — purple-glass, circuit-brain, floating hexagons.
  • Six-month scoping workshops with no signed deliverable.
  • Pitch decks that promise the impossible and hide model limitations.
  • Non-auditable agents that turn SaaS into a black box.
  • Proprietary no-code wrappers that make clients dependent for life.
§ 03 · Method

Four deliverables, never more.

Every Waimia engagement produces four canonical deliverables: a map of the existing system, an execution operating procedure, a replayable audit trail, a named on-call human. Not 72 slides, not an 18-month PowerPoint roadmap.

§ Work with us

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to see if it's the right fit.

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§ Act VIII — For those who ship

Ready to ship an agent,
not a slide deck?

AI audit in 5 days. First agent in production in 4 weeks. Measured ROI, never estimated.

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